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David Last - Matthew Barney's Anus

David Last recorded Matthew Barney's Anus after reading a profile of Barney in the New Yorker Magazine. He says the article made him, "flinch and giggle at the same time."

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Lyrics:

I don't wanna know about Matthew Barney's anus
But lately that's all anybody talks about
I don't care for vaseline-drenched masterworks
Masturbation football nation movie shows.


La la la
Matthew Barney's Anus
La la la la
la la la la la


If a J. Crew Model works real hard
He can make his chiseled looks respected
He can be famous
Like a movie star is


Please don't be a hater cuz he's beautiful
Maybe he's OK, if Bjork's all over him
But I still don't wanna know about Matthew Barney's anus
Biology is not a pretty thing